Monday, April 10, 2006

i think that i was just solicited by a horny machine...

every once and awhile i will get *pinged* by complete strangers through Yahoo IM, but this time i think the "person" wasn't even a person because her comments didn't match up with my mine... sometimes i'll chat for a minute with these people just for the heck of it and just incase they are people that i actually DO know in real life... this is the conversation in its entirety...

redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:52:53 PM): um, yes
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:53:09 PM): oh your there : hi...
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:53:15 PM): you are...?
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:53:47 PM): a/s/l (age sexlocation)?
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:54:04 PM): you are...?
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:54:12 PM): im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like too chat.
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:54:17 PM): so what have you been up to reedbaronx71?
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:54:45 PM): nothing that i will tell you about
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:55:10 PM): cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting iinda horny (*blushes)
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:55:44 PM): you are boring me
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:56:15 PM): feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:56:41 PM): boring boring boring
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:57:15 PM): i think ill just take that as a aes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
redbaronx71 (4/10/2006 12:57:57 PM): sorry, i can have sex in real life, i don't need to cyber with a stranger
boyohboyineedaman (4/10/2006 12:58:36 PM): alrigzt how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?

well, whoever this person or non-person was, they must have thought that i was a man... sorry, but i can't imagine the appeal of cybering with a total stranger...

but sometimes these conversations can be kinda fun; i've actually out-freaked people who have tried to freak me out... THAT'S satisfying...

2 comments:

Izzy said...

yeah, she's just a machine or something... i found "her" Yahoo profile, and there is a link to an adult site at the bottom. i feel so unloved... bah

ashling said...

lol thats so funny :)